scary seoistorii

Yesterday, sitting with the young of the webmasters. school. around the campfire for a bottle of tea, and asked them to tell a few horror stories at night to nibble his nerves. Well, if asked, I remember a couple of them that I was told when I was just walking by and under the seostol a walk.

Held once a young satellite past the cemetery govnosaytov and accidentally fell under the filter. He sits, then a filter, thinking how to get out, and suddenly hears a voice. He listened - just someone comes and says: ' A good site, bad site good site, bad site. ' Scared satellite, but it has nothing to do, one must get out from under the filter. And he shouted ' Help! .

The steps came nearer, and saw a young satellite up an old man 's head. The old man he was in rags and with one eye. 'I' - he says - ' Plato, superintendent of the local cemetery, and who are you? ' . Get me out of the filter! ... Jumping the red rays of the body satellite. And danced for several minutes and then dropped his pants, Plato, and threw down his trust, ' clutched at it, satellite, and I'll elongated! ' . And Plato was an old man pulled a satellite out of the filter. Pulled, pulled, tugged, pulled and. pulled the satellite to its trust. And there was a satellite perspective SOM, and became a regular govnosaytom. Here he is a wily old man, Plato.

And the second story.

Once upon a time there was a girl. In the morning she made sites, and the night wore black clothes and started spamming dory. So she would have lived, but once her mother became ill and called to his. She told the daughter, which was formerly their grandmother, but for many years, as she disappeared into the dark forest of the internet, once registered to classmates. Since then, her body lies in a separate room in the house, and the soul wanders and aims of two classmates. And my mother asked the girl to find a grandmother, because only she knew the magical theme for the TCI, which would help the girl make a lot of money and buy a medicine my mother.

The girl wore her black dress and went down to the basement, where the magic lay in his sleep next to the monitor 's grandmother, and her hands were scribbled on the keyboard, not stopping for a moment. The girl sat down, took out his notebook and connected with his grandmother on the Wi-Fi. And the girl did not have time to go to the page in the grandmother's classmates, as she saw viziterku and threw herself into her profile to put Coke in all her photos. The girl screamed in pain and regret, but it was too late - her pictures have fallen in the ranking of the low- low. A grandmother laughed out loud and disappeared.

The girl returned home and saw that my mother is healthy, as previously. The girl was surprised, but my mother explained that she wanted to be higher in the ranking of their daughter, and therefore sent her to her grandmother. ' But what about the issue of TCI? ' . ' But where did the old grandmother, who only complain on his blog knows, the subject of TCI? ' .

That's because the girl was left without a rating on classmates, CY, and no subject had an argument with family. Since then, she always wears black clothes and deals only with dorami because he knows that the easy money is not the subject of satellites.

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The way Putin and Lukashenko Yanukovych laid Mubarak and Gaddafi

Today in Russia 's presidential election campaign ends.
Already on Sunday, March 4th, the Russians will elect someone who will lead the country in the next six years. On the results and progress of the Russian campaign of 2012 and what will Russia after the election, said in an interview to UNIAN Russian opposition, satirist and journalist Viktor Shenderovich.
Victor A., after the elections to the Duma in Russia did not cease to boil political passions. For the first time in many years, thousands of people who are not satisfied with the policy of the authorities, took to the streets of Russian cities. What will happen with Russia after the March 4, will Russia's ...

- ... I believe that everything will be to develop a few more painful and slower. I do not think that Putin will leave from the power of the corporation. They go on a break, you can clearly say that Putin will declare himself the winner of the March 5. Also, with full confidence we can say that will leave tens of thousands, not hundreds of thousands of people on the street. I think that will quite protracted confrontation of power and a conscious part of society. I am confident that this will be a long standoff.

- Today ends election campaign in Russia. Do you think that all candidates were able to convey to the voters their program?.

- Elections are known to be equal, free and fair. Even today, it is clear that they do not equal, because one candidate has overwhelming 10 to 15 -fold advantage in the emergence of television and other media. Only one meeting in Luzhniki Putin candidate was to be withdrawn from the election in a country where there is a law prohibiting the use of administrative resources. Elections in Russia are not equal and free because it is already recorded facts of blackmail, threats and bribery. Elections are not fair, because the vote will be counted by the same group of crooks, who believed the results of parliamentary elections, and caught the largest fraud in favor of Putin's party ... This is not an assumption, and mathematics. It's proven!.

Consequently, the election of March 4 to call the elections quite possibly in the European sense of the word. This is the capture and retention of power.

- Do you think Putin's opponents registered by people who are able to make it a real competition?.

- In this election, Putin has no rivals. These people - Gennady Zyuganov, Vladimir Zhirinovsky, Sergei Mironov, and Mikhail Prokhorov - somehow built into the ... They play their role in Putin's theater, they can portray this competition, but none of them are not fighting for victory. Those people who were a real threat to Putin's election, just not allowed on the ballot.

- That is the fact that today almost all Russian sociological centers predict a landslide victory of Vladimir Putin in the first round of elections, not by accident?.

- As it is impossible to use the word ... Rating - this is what is measured in equal conditions for all candidates, such as France, Denmark, America or anywhere else. In our case, this is what is called ... If North Korea's ratings to measure, there is 100% support will be given to the Workers' Party of Korea. But this does not mean that all people support it. This means only the fear and paralysis of society. It says exactly that, not about free choice.

In addition, our sociological life, to put it mildly, do order, they put it mildly, are not free. When the measurement shows 37% or 32 % support in. Putin, and a couple of weeks is 60%, it can not be explained any sociology. This can be explained only by the administrative resources and a direct order. How many people will vote for the candidate of Putin's, you can find only free, equal and fair elections. Neither one nor the other, there is no third. So do not use the word ...

- Can Putin's initiative to install web cameras at each polling place to make the elections transparent and deliver power from the charge of falsification of the results?.

- This is a red herring authorities. First, do these webcams will work up to 20. 00, local time, ie at the time of elections. But home starts at the end of the falsification of elections. Secondly, it is not necessarily physically throwing papers in the ballot box. The experience of past elections, we see that just written another figure in the final protocol. Moreover, to shoehorn something into a box of 20 can. 15, and this time from eight to nine is called ... The third factor is that under the existing law is now, video evidence will not be accepted by the court, and this record has no legal force. That is, you can fix the stuffing, but this will be your kinemotagraficheskoy luck and no more.

- Recognises Do you think the international community such elections and the fact of Putin's return to the main post of Russia?.

- I think so, and recognize pomorschatsya. Russia - Belarus is not. Russia has a lot of leverage to influence the very cynical and accessible to such arguments of the Western community. This gas is and the Central Asian bases, and international politics is. I think that the Western community has long been significantly degraded. Since the days of Thatcher and Reagan crushed much Western policy.
Do you think there any way to change the relationship between our two countries with the old - new Russian President Putin?.